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Windows 10: How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
Tuesday, July 5, 2016 by Maureen Lewicki

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I hate the words I mumble to myself when you take me to Yahoo

I hate the way my blood boils when I see Yahoo has taken me to  advertisements against my will

I despise to the very core that you updated my computer as I lounged in the arms of Morpheus

That you put a new icon on my desktop, with light shining through a window, rankles me with every sighting.

Better to have posted a sign, saying, "Loser, thy name is woe. You snooze you lose"

How precious, not, that you took it upon yourself to make my desktop look like a tablet. Thanks so much.

My computer is not a tablet, not a touch screen, and not yours to meddle with.

But.

I will win this day, and close the window of opportunity you inopportunely opened for me.

 

  


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